[Unsurprisingly, her living room was actually very neat and clean, in green and white with accents of pink. A volleyball was in a chair next to the couch, but that really was the only outlier.]
No, I know you're not.
[OK, maybe she worried about it a little. But just a little, OK!? A girl had to be careful - which was absolutely her mother over her shoulder warning her. Sorry, Mista.]
Anyway, I decided if you were, I'd pop your head like a melon with my thighs. But you're a pretty neat person, so...
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No, I know you're not.
[OK, maybe she worried about it a little. But just a little, OK!? A girl had to be careful - which was absolutely her mother over her shoulder warning her. Sorry, Mista.]
Anyway, I decided if you were, I'd pop your head like a melon with my thighs. But you're a pretty neat person, so...