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[goneforawalk]

[ just sends a selfie ]

i was in my 40s when i turned

but i can look like whatever i want

1/2

[grilletto]

[ oh that's not what he was expecting ]

[grilletto]

is that normal?
i thought you guys could only turn into bats and shit

[goneforawalk]

well

where i'm from i'm the strongest being that exists, so i have some powers that don't extend to all vampires

[grilletto]

who's the second strongest?

[ mista like you would fucking know who he's talking about??? ]

[goneforawalk]

a priest named alexander anderson

we're bound to kill one another someday i'm sure, we're sworn enemies

[grilletto]

a priest?
like
a dracula priest?

[goneforawalk]

oh definitely not

he's a human

[grilletto]

then how is he the second strongest?
is it because of the church or what?

[ mista at some point you're gonna have to stop fuckin' around and say thank you again properly, asking for more information isn't a proper way to repay a favour? ]

[goneforawalk]

religious artifacts don't do much against me anymore unfortunately, i'm immune to all of that

but the church has a lot of money and a lot of scientists, and made him very strong

[ ALUCARD DOESN'T MIND IT TBH he thinks it's funny. it's ok. ]

[grilletto]

what the fuck is happening in your world?
is he a superhuman or what?
OH SHIT
is he like a mutant now?

[goneforawalk]

i suppose those are apt descriptors

they call him a 'regenerator' now because he heals instantly

[grilletto]

so draculas and mutants
got it
are you the only dracula?

[goneforawalk]

oh no

i'm a vampire hunter by trade, there are tons of us, it's my job to clear out the ones that threaten humans

[grilletto]

just the dangerous draculas, right?
there are other good ones, yeah?
sorry i'm asking so many questions
it's just there's a lot to think about
and it's pretty cool

[goneforawalk]

yeah but that's a majority of them unfortunately, and with a recent influx of nazi vampires the numbers are even worse

my fledgling is good though, she's sweet and not a danger to humanity

i don't mind the questions at all, i'm a talker so answering them is pretty fun

[grilletto]

[ nazi vampires, he's not sure he even wants to touch that but now that he's gotten the okay to ask more questions... ]

so if you're a dracula then
does that make her a draculina
or something

[goneforawalk]

yes, that's what she is, my draculina

[ cant believe mista is just fucking right ]

[grilletto]

damn, that's cool
draculas and draculinas
i never thought you guys were real but
that means a lot of shit might be real
do you know any werewolves?

[goneforawalk]

i know one

they're extinct otherwise though as far as i know

i may be a hunter, but werewolves weren't exactly my jurisdiction, they got taken out in other ways

[grilletto]

oh damn
that's pretty shitty
maybe
i don't know if they were good or bad but
it's still pretty cool to know they exist too
what about...

[ another break in messages, he could have sent the question all at once but he'd hit enter before he thought of something else ]

shit i can't think of anything
maybe a unicorn or something

[goneforawalk]

you know what

i've never seen a unicorn in person

so i don't know

'zombies' are real though they're just called ghouls, they're what happens when a non-virgin is killed by a vampire

yes i'm aware the rules are stupid

i didn't make them

[grilletto]

oh shit
so it's possible then
but wait
so like if you fuck then you turn into a zombie, that's what you're telling me?
so i could be a dracula too
where you come from anyway
probably not here i mean

[ why no, it's not weird to completely admit lack of experience to a near stranger. THIS IS JUST CHATTING AND SHOOTING THE SHIT.

but also relevant because do vampire bat moonblessed count as vampires? was that gonna be a problem? ]

[goneforawalk]

[ look he's not gonna use 'lol you're a virgin' against him he's not a MONSTER oh wait.

no it's fine. ]

oh no

once you're a vampire you can have as much sex as you want and nothing bad happens

it's all very mysterious, probably some punishment from god thing, it's pretty unclear

i had three kids by the time i turned so the rule didn't even apply to me in the first place

[grilletto]

oh yeah okay
so it's just if you do it before you become one
are they like mindless zombies or what?
it's just you know...
like if you bite someone here they're not gonna turn, right?
are there different rules for different draculas?

[ pause. he wasn't gonna ask. but now he's thinking about it.

sorry. not sorry. ]

look what i'm getting at is
you didn't bite abbacchio right
because it'd be pretty fucked up if he turned into a ghoul