just the dangerous draculas, right? there are other good ones, yeah? sorry i'm asking so many questions it's just there's a lot to think about and it's pretty cool
oh shit so it's possible then but wait so like if you fuck then you turn into a zombie, that's what you're telling me? so i could be a dracula too where you come from anyway probably not here i mean
[ why no, it's not weird to completely admit lack of experience to a near stranger. THIS IS JUST CHATTING AND SHOOTING THE SHIT.
but also relevant because do vampire bat moonblessed count as vampires? was that gonna be a problem? ]
oh yeah okay so it's just if you do it before you become one are they like mindless zombies or what? it's just you know... like if you bite someone here they're not gonna turn, right? are there different rules for different draculas?
[ pause. he wasn't gonna ask. but now he's thinking about it.
sorry. not sorry. ]
look what i'm getting at is you didn't bite abbacchio right because it'd be pretty fucked up if he turned into a ghoul
no you don't have to worry about that, it's not the bite itself that does it, but dying by the bite
all the people i drank from to test, they're all fine too, because i'm not in the business of taking enough from anyone to make vampires OR ghouls unless absolutely necessary
which it isn't here
i can easily promise you abbacchio is not going to become a ghoul by my hands at any point
oh good because i was pretty sure that's something he'd totally be into, you know? i mean i guess you'd know since you know... obviously
[ it's not like abbacchio hadn't announced it but it was weird talking about it to someone else? maybe a little. ]
but since you mentioned it again i know it was kind of like eating or snacking or something but i feel like i kind of owe you one for testing it out for me so if you ever need a favour or something, i'll do it
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is he a superhuman or what?
OH SHIT
is he like a mutant now?
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they call him a 'regenerator' now because he heals instantly
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got it
are you the only dracula?
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i'm a vampire hunter by trade, there are tons of us, it's my job to clear out the ones that threaten humans
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there are other good ones, yeah?
sorry i'm asking so many questions
it's just there's a lot to think about
and it's pretty cool
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my fledgling is good though, she's sweet and not a danger to humanity
i don't mind the questions at all, i'm a talker so answering them is pretty fun
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so if you're a dracula then
does that make her a draculina
or something
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[ cant believe mista is just fucking right ]
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draculas and draculinas
i never thought you guys were real but
that means a lot of shit might be real
do you know any werewolves?
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they're extinct otherwise though as far as i know
i may be a hunter, but werewolves weren't exactly my jurisdiction, they got taken out in other ways
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that's pretty shitty
maybe
i don't know if they were good or bad but
it's still pretty cool to know they exist too
what about...
[ another break in messages, he could have sent the question all at once but he'd hit enter before he thought of something else ]
shit i can't think of anything
maybe a unicorn or something
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i've never seen a unicorn in person
so i don't know
'zombies' are real though they're just called ghouls, they're what happens when a non-virgin is killed by a vampire
yes i'm aware the rules are stupid
i didn't make them
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so it's possible then
but wait
so like if you fuck then you turn into a zombie, that's what you're telling me?
so i could be a dracula too
where you come from anyway
probably not here i mean
[ why no, it's not weird to completely admit lack of experience to a near stranger. THIS IS JUST CHATTING AND SHOOTING THE SHIT.
but also relevant because do vampire bat moonblessed count as vampires? was that gonna be a problem? ]
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no it's fine. ]
oh no
once you're a vampire you can have as much sex as you want and nothing bad happens
it's all very mysterious, probably some punishment from god thing, it's pretty unclear
i had three kids by the time i turned so the rule didn't even apply to me in the first place
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so it's just if you do it before you become one
are they like mindless zombies or what?
it's just you know...
like if you bite someone here they're not gonna turn, right?
are there different rules for different draculas?
[ pause. he wasn't gonna ask. but now he's thinking about it.
sorry. not sorry. ]
look what i'm getting at is
you didn't bite abbacchio right
because it'd be pretty fucked up if he turned into a ghoul
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i see your worry
no you don't have to worry about that, it's not the bite itself that does it, but dying by the bite
all the people i drank from to test, they're all fine too, because i'm not in the business of taking enough from anyone to make vampires OR ghouls unless absolutely necessary
which it isn't here
i can easily promise you abbacchio is not going to become a ghoul by my hands at any point
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because i was pretty sure that's something he'd totally be into, you know?
i mean i guess you'd know
since
you know...
obviously
[ it's not like abbacchio hadn't announced it but it was weird talking about it to someone else? maybe a little. ]
but since you mentioned it again
i know it was kind of like eating or snacking or something
but i feel like i kind of owe you one for testing it out for me
so if you ever need a favour or something, i'll do it
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so it won't be an issue
as for the testing, it was pretty fun, but i won't turn down a favor if the need suddenly reveals itself
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because he means a lot to me
and i'm pretty sure that i can't fight a dracula
so at least we're on the same page
but i'm a man of my word
so anything i can do, you know where to find me
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that's alright though, we are on the same page
i'll keep that in mind, definitely
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i mean, unless strength is on a sliding scale or something