goneforawalk: (and get away from me too)

[personal profile] goneforawalk 2019-11-22 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
you know what

i've never seen a unicorn in person

so i don't know

'zombies' are real though they're just called ghouls, they're what happens when a non-virgin is killed by a vampire

yes i'm aware the rules are stupid

i didn't make them
goneforawalk: (mama taught me not to talk)

[personal profile] goneforawalk 2019-11-22 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ look he's not gonna use 'lol you're a virgin' against him he's not a MONSTER oh wait.

no it's fine. ]


oh no

once you're a vampire you can have as much sex as you want and nothing bad happens

it's all very mysterious, probably some punishment from god thing, it's pretty unclear

i had three kids by the time i turned so the rule didn't even apply to me in the first place
goneforawalk: (at all those pleasant things i had)

[personal profile] goneforawalk 2019-11-22 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
oh

i see your worry

no you don't have to worry about that, it's not the bite itself that does it, but dying by the bite

all the people i drank from to test, they're all fine too, because i'm not in the business of taking enough from anyone to make vampires OR ghouls unless absolutely necessary

which it isn't here

i can easily promise you abbacchio is not going to become a ghoul by my hands at any point
goneforawalk: (don't you know every little thing)

[personal profile] goneforawalk 2019-11-22 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
if it helps, i like him and have his best interests in mind

so it won't be an issue

as for the testing, it was pretty fun, but i won't turn down a favor if the need suddenly reveals itself
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[personal profile] goneforawalk 2019-11-22 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i'm notoriously difficult to beat

that's alright though, we are on the same page

i'll keep that in mind, definitely