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contacts + thoughts

Name: Leone Abbacchio
Canon: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Notes: You know, when I think about it Abbacchio is kind of hard to explain. He's kind of a dick, but in a good way? Something like that. He's pretty good at listening and calling me out on my shit, but even if he gets on my ass about something he still takes the time to help me when he doesn't have to.

I'm pretty sure I could ask him anything and he'd try to help me out with an answer, I owe him a shit ton and I hope that he never seriously makes a list...

Name: Reimi Sugimoto
Canon: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Notes: She's probably one of the sweetest people I've ever met and she's cute as hell. There's something about her that just makes me want to keep her safe, even if I can see that she's really fucking strong. She's kind and she likes the Pistols, that's always a huge plus. She was my first kiss and I don't regret it.

I hope someday I'll be able to get the guts to actually take her out on a date.

Name: Josuke Higashikata
Canon: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Notes: Hell, where do I even start with Josuke? He struck as a pretty cool guy and we hit it off right away, so it's only natural that we'd end up as bros. We have a kind of Chroma exchange arrangement I guess you could say but sometimes it gets a little...uhhh...intense? That's probably the best way to put it without it getting wierd? I mean, not that it's weird, there's nothing weird but I guess we should talk about that at some point...

Yeah, we should definitely talk about that.

Maybe...

Name: Jolyne Cujoh
Canon: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Notes: Jolyne and I kind of got off to a bad start? For a little while I was pretty sure that she put a curse on me and she's kind of the worst neighbour...

She kind of grows on you, though, I guess is a good way to put it? She's helped me out with a lot of shit too, so I respect that.

She kind of just comes over when she wants because some dick she hangs out with doesn't like to cuddle, so I guess I'm the one she goes to? She's...pretty hot but also kind of scary? Shit, I don't know.

Name: Hisoka
Canon: Hunter X Hunter
Notes: To be honest, Hisoka is one of the biggest pieces of shit I know. He's a freak magician that likes to kiss people's Stands and for a while there he acted like he wanted me to kill him or something? I'm pretty sure it's some kind of sex thing? Maybe.

He sent me some Chroma a few times, but I think taking it was probably a mistake.

May or may not be a stalker. Fuck this guy.

Not literally, though, gross...

Name: Rohan Kishibe
Canon: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Notes: The only reason I put up with this guy is because he's important to Reimi.

Gigantic asshole with no redeemable qualities.

Keeps offering to fix me with his Stand, but fuck that, I don't want him messing around with my head. Who knows what kind of weird shit he's into...

I'd help him if I had to, but only because Reimi'd be pretty upset if anything ever happened to him.

Name: Mohammed Avdol
Canon: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Notes: I don't really know him that well, but he seems pretty cool. Mostly I'm glad that Abbacchio's got himself someone that actually makes him seem happy? He got me something cool for my birthday and he offered to help me with Chroma once.

Really hope he sticks around for a long time, he's good for Abbacchio.

Name: Alucard
Canon: Hellsing
Notes: This is like, the OG Dracula?? Like legitimately he's a fucking dracula?? I thought he was fucking around at first, but he helped me figure out the whole "vegetarians taste better" thing and that's pretty damn cool.

He's also pretty badass looking and kind of funny, so I mean, it'd be cool to hang out with him a little more.

Name: Alucard
Canon: Castlevania
Notes: A dracula that doesn't like to be called a dracula, I don't know what is problem is. He's kind of pretty, I guess and I don't hate him but I'm not sure I really like him either.

He talked to me about ice cream in a castle once and doesn't have any goddamn manners.

Maybe being a depressed asshole screws up your filter or something...

Name: Italy
Canon: Hetalia
Notes: So he says he's a country, specifically my country and I'm not sure how I feel about that?? Still gotta figure out a little more about him, but he bakes a real nice cake.

And knows how to really cook, like damn, he might be weird but he's a hell of a chef.

Name: Miwako Sakurada
Canon: Paradise Kiss
Notes: Miwako is a tiny girl that says she's 18 but I'm still a little unsure. Until I know her a little better, I'll make sure she gets home safely and stuff.

She says I look like a model and really knows her fashion, I'm still a little weirded out by the pants she helped me pick out but they look pretty damn good...

Name: Jill Valentine
Canon: Resident Evil
Notes: Badass chick that knows how to fight. She's gonna teach me some shit.

Name: Lapis Lazuli
Canon: Steven Universe
Notes: Weird, cute, arty gem girl? Can gems be girls? I'm not really sure, either way she seems cute even if she did spray me in the face with water that time.

Name: Jyuto Iruma
Canon: Hypnosis Mic
Notes: I accidentally sent this guy a message meant for Josuke, but he was a pretty good sport about it.

He also told me about a weird dream that Josuke had too, but I'm not gonna ask about it because it'd probably be too weird.

Name: Ryuunosuke Tsunashi
Canon: Idolish 7
Notes: I think this guy is a singer or something? He kept saying stuff about concerts. He got a message I meant for Reimi, so for a little bit there he thought I gave him flowers.