[ ring ring motherfucker. this was a need of much importance, so of course jolyne wasn't going to leave as a text message that may or may not be noticed right away.
so of course when he finally answers the response is quick ]
Hey, I got a favour to ask, are you busy right now?
[ The contact had said Jolyne, but the voice on the other end of the line was most definitely not. The look of confusion on his face was evident in his words. ]
Yeah it's working and I don't have any idea who the fuck you are, is Jolyne okay? If you're that prick she hangs out with I'm not bringing you shit, you know that right?
Shit man, everything is okay, chill the fuck out. And like, first of all he's fuckin' British, does it sound like I have an English accent to you? And second of all, he definitely would be soo against borrowing anything from you.
Ugh... why am I bothering with this? Just come over Mista, I'm not going to your door with my fuckin' everything hanging out.
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so of course when he finally answers the response is quick ]
Hey, I got a favour to ask, are you busy right now?
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Huh? Who is this?
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[ a moment of pause, and the sound of fabric moving in the background ]
Listen, just come over and bring a change of clothes. I know your caller ID has to be working so you know which neighbour you're going to.
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[ HA! TAKE THAT DINOSAUR. ]
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Ugh... why am I bothering with this? Just come over Mista, I'm not going to your door with my fuckin' everything hanging out.