.... wasn't aware Abbacchio liked anyone else other than Bruno, but sure.
[ wait. giorno sits up on his bed. PAUSE. does the fisting involve bruno? because if it does he better stay out of it, that's bro laws.
but he also doesn't think abbacchio would be texting him if he were with bruno. so. continues the investigation anyway.
(it's ok if mista didn't hear that, giorno's just going through his messages to confirm that it is, in fact, sex shit.) after a while, he yells back, rather confidently: ] Yeah, he's texting me about sex.
[ wait. wait he doesn't know if this is real or not his sexual knowledge is limited. but mista doesn't have any reason to lie to him and anyway mista is also older. he may not look like it but he's more experienced!!!
he has more important questions. like. if you are both heteros where does your fist go? and how? but he's way too embarrassed to ask that of mista. also it's late. he'll just look it up on prismhub. ] Okay. Well, I'll .... text Abbacchio. Thanks.
[ a pause. he calls out, ] Sorry for waking you up!
[ said video is someone being fisted, giorno is mercifully watching it on mute, and anyway, he's not going to watch the whole thing. that being said, he also looks a lot more bewildered than anything else. ]
I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about fighting. He just mentioned that it involves 'a lot of lube and patience.' [ also, he'd found out that mista was wrong, but he hasn't got the heart to tell him that right now. anyway it looks like he's stretching his hand but actually giorno is wondering about the thrusting motion thing that abbacchio was talking about, so hurray education. ]
I know. I was surprised too. [ rather dryly, he adds, ] The things you find out about your friends.
[ wow don't drop his phone? anyway. ]
... think that's it for me tonight. There's been a lot of excitement today and that's all I can handle. I'm gonna dream about Abbacchio's perforated ass and how I'll be miserably trying to heal it but he won't let me. It's like being in Pompeii all over again except I'm gonna have to lie to Bruno.
[ he gives him a little worried look, but otherwise nods. ] If you need me, just let me know. I woke you up for something so silly, so ... it's fine if you have to wake me up.
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Fisting? Like punching shit or...?
[ Wait wait ]
Is he talking about girls?? Like sex shit??
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[ wait. giorno sits up on his bed. PAUSE. does the fisting involve bruno? because if it does he better stay out of it, that's bro laws.
but he also doesn't think abbacchio would be texting him if he were with bruno. so. continues the investigation anyway.
(it's ok if mista didn't hear that, giorno's just going through his messages to confirm that it is, in fact, sex shit.) after a while, he yells back, rather confidently: ] Yeah, he's texting me about sex.
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Nah, everyone knows you can’t fist a dude.
[ That’s it. That’s what he has to contribute right now. ]
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[ wait. wait he doesn't know if this is real or not his sexual knowledge is limited. but mista doesn't have any reason to lie to him and anyway mista is also older. he may not look like it but he's more experienced!!!
he has more important questions. like. if you are both heteros where does your fist go? and how? but he's way too embarrassed to ask that of mista. also it's late. he'll just look it up on prismhub. ] Okay. Well, I'll .... text Abbacchio. Thanks.
[ a pause. he calls out, ] Sorry for waking you up!
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I was awake anyway, but you're sure he wasn't talking about fighting? I mean, he's pretty damn pissy...
[ A pause, thinking about the fact that Abbacchio had just recently helped him. ]
...sometimes, not always, I guess.
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[ said video is someone being fisted, giorno is mercifully watching it on mute, and anyway, he's not going to watch the whole thing. that being said, he also looks a lot more bewildered than anything else. ]
I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about fighting. He just mentioned that it involves 'a lot of lube and patience.' [ also, he'd found out that mista was wrong, but he hasn't got the heart to tell him that right now. anyway it looks like he's stretching his hand but actually giorno is wondering about the thrusting motion thing that abbacchio was talking about, so hurray education. ]
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Watching something?
[ He can't see it, that's fine, but he's really trying to work through this. ]
So wait...seriously? Like...he really said that he's the one that likes fisting or...? He wants to be...?
[ And since when...? How did he miss this shit? Was he wrong? Could you fist a dude?
Did he really want to think about it that much? He was just staring at Giorno's hand now, though, brow furrowing. ]
...there something wrong with your hand?
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And I'm not going to answer the rest of your questions, that's beyond my purview. Here's the video.
[ so he shows him. he shows him the cursed HOT BRUNET GETS FISTED BY BIG DADDY video he was watching for research. ]
1/???
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what the fuck
what the fuck ]
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but
what the actual fuck ]
done
[ You know, other than to correct his assumption. ]
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[ wow don't drop his phone? anyway. ]
... think that's it for me tonight. There's been a lot of excitement today and that's all I can handle. I'm gonna dream about Abbacchio's perforated ass and how I'll be miserably trying to heal it but he won't let me. It's like being in Pompeii all over again except I'm gonna have to lie to Bruno.
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...y-yeah, no shit.
[ A beat. ]
Maybe you should watch something else before you try to sleep...
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[ a yawn. he's just going to sleepily change into his pyjamas. ]
You alright? Do you need anything?
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No, I'm good, I guess...
[ Learned a few new things tonight, Mista, things you never really wanted to learn. ]
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[ he gives him a little worried look, but otherwise nods. ] If you need me, just let me know. I woke you up for something so silly, so ... it's fine if you have to wake me up.
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[ Did he shut down for just a second? Maybe. ]
No, I'm good, I swear. I just need...
[ TO FUCKING TEXT ABBACCHIO AND FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT ]
...need to think or something. You sleep, you need it more.
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Don't stay up too late.
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Yeah, I won't...
[ He would. ]
Night.